Alli (Cobain) Sane

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If I fail my Bio Final, I blame his ass.

Like seriously, it was right there and I”m like drooling as I fill in bubbles at random thinking “Oh yeah, that’s right. You keep sorting the tests for no apparent reason yeah.”

Words can not express how much I love seeing them both in one picture.

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Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

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caelins:

• FUN Radio: What are the first three things you do when you wake up, in order?
• Rob: Complain. About being awake. Huuuh, feel confused about where I am. Check that my arms and legs are still attached.

• period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
• period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
• period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
• period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
• period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
• period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
• period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
• period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
• period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
• period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
• period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
• period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
• period: Yell at a puppy.
• period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.